LUSH IS GLORIOUS

left work early bc of an unpleasant amount of pooping

we disconnected the lil fucker from the ceiling so hopefully we don’t have a real fire tonight lol

(jk that’s not funny I’m actually terrified that might happen goodnight)

our smoke detectors keep going off and saying “fire,” and we can’t figure out why and we can’t make it stop and it’s gone off three times and I’m terrified of fire so I’m panicking so bye

earlier today I accidentally breathed in all the stuff that sparks up when you light a match and now my left shoulder blade is really hurting so am I dying????

I FEEL LIKE I DONT TALK TO PEOPLE ON THIS SITE ANYMORE AND THAT MAKES ME SAD

~~~~~~grunge~~~~~~

pooping feels gr8 like for real

I’m home!

dumB PERFECT BOYFRIEND

“hi my name is itunes and I’m literally the WORST PROGRAM IN THE WHOLE WORLD”

went shopping and bought stuff from h&m, forever 21, bath and body works, and staple oh my stars I’m so pumped about it

I’ll definitely make a post showing everything I bought once I’m home and have wifi all the time

got a cute lifeguard between my legs

why the fuck is sims 4 coming out? I’m content with sims 3 and they haven’t even been out that long…

ALSO LOVED THIS SHIRT BUT COULD ONLY FIND AN XS #cat #shirt #personal