June 2013
left work early bc of an unpleasant amount of pooping
we disconnected the lil fucker from the ceiling so hopefully we don’t have a real fire tonight lol
(jk that’s not funny I’m actually terrified that might happen goodnight)
our smoke detectors keep going off and saying “fire,” and we can’t figure out why and we can’t make it stop and it’s gone off three times and I’m terrified of fire so I’m panicking so bye
earlier today I accidentally breathed in all the stuff that sparks up when you light a match and now my left shoulder blade is really hurting so am I dying????