If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
I gotta stop sexting n go to bed
Having a bad day? Here’s some motivational vultures to give you a pep talk! If something that eats carrion and rolls in its own poop can still be awesome, so can you.
For real tho, I have a thing for turkey vultures. They’re just so fascinating!
reading terrible reviews for movies you love is a really painful experience